Friday, October 23, 2009

Fakku Not Working November

Do not buy things from China!

More than two years ago I bought a watch in a china shop, here in Pisa. I took it because he had a stopwatch, and time was going to run. It was very simple, with digital dial, faint alarm, date, time, and precisely timing with tenths and hundredths of a second.

It cost only five euro, so I treated it very badly. I've done swimming in the sea. We did every day without taking a shower. So, I thought, than I buy one like it.

He had minor defects. For example, going forward. In more than two years has accumulated a lead of about three minutes. I never had any desire to resynchronize.

Today I gave up. The plastic strap has finally broken. The clock, he, after more than two years, without changing the battery, it still works fine.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

How To Find Out If Your Dad Masterbates

Diary of a trip to Trieste / Ljubljana / Zagreb, and then back via Facebook status

Seeing that the minimum is -7 in Transylvania I congratulate myself for having chosen the former Yugoslavia, and get ready to go.

Since the flight is empty, I know that the closure of Pisa Trieste will be final.

I see the Adriatic, and west. The right side to allow see the sun go down.

Tips for young travelers: when you take the bus from Trieste to arrive in town, have the foresight to sit against the window on the right side of the bus. The path runs along the sea and is definitely worth it.

On the waterfront of Trieste, near the sunset, I regret having left the camera in the suitcase which is now in the luggage of the bus. Bright sky but gray clouds, yellow and blue horizon. Very beautiful and very sad.

First Impressions of Trieste: Bratislava will not but I think that the quality average of female beauty is very high. I meditate on it while drinking my first Union (Slovenian beer) Despar bought the station for 65 cents.

went into a bar and order a spritz and see if you use without really Trieste Aperol or Campari. The result is true.

Trieste is very beautiful, even if the avenues and squares are a bit 'too airy for my taste. Note that the historical center, between Orthodox and figures splendid Hapsburg palaces, dominate some horrendous functionalist architecture fans regret that even the blok in Bucharest.

After the typical local dish goes to drink Trieste Trieste: kebap. For the record in Trieste is freezing cold. Ljubljana will be worse.

The bus is late to Ljubljana, the Slovenian girl starts to worry a lot when the bus removed from the board. There are only two buses a day and there are only ten to expect this. It does not seem that there is much exchange between the two cities.

The operation of boarding the bus to Ljubljana is the most complicated thing I've ever seen. Passport controls, withdrawal of the documents, driver and maybe customs officer who only speak an obscure language Slavic. Let's go.

First Impressions of Ljubljana: disappointing. The night lighting is dim, aided by the cold there is not much people around, the old town is full of sites like Berlin or Budapest, and above the current price of a beer in a bar is two euro. Troppissimo too. The exploration continues.

According to the economic indicators of costs of Kebap, Ljubljana is a city on the cheap three euro fifty. What I ate in Trieste cost the same.

After visiting a very cold Thursday night in October, Ljubljana seems more a small town a little 'desperate that a vibrant university city capital of a small state. We will see the light of day. Good night.

In a hostel, the luxury of luxuries is having a big chest three times your luggage and a pseudocomodino between you and the wall with an electrical outlet to recharge your mobile staff. And here is everything.

Positive things: the hostel. Slightly off center has huge rooms with bunk beds tall (including the one above and one below there will be 'at least five feet), abundant breakfast although basic, very clean bathrooms, giant drawers and bedside tables with lots of personal outlet.

I pass in front of a bus and on it I see an old face with a fantastic but also a fantastic hair from socialism. Some things that are worth the trip. The story survives in women's hairstyles.

later by chance in the decentralized Serbian Orthodox Church of Saints Cyril and Methodius, and an extraordinary view of me in front of him. Fully painted with beautiful frescos, with a huge carved wooden altar and icons, a giant wooden chandelier also rich in sacred images. Much, much more beautiful than the celebrated Serbian Orthodox churches in and around Budapest.

Boasting an unlikely hat bought in Edinburgh a sip Lasko sitting in the sun in the middle of the market in Ljubljana. By day this place is not bad, for the topography of the nightlife I have equipped.

the Ljubljana market will sell clothes, basketry, candles, fruit, vegetables and flowers. Flowers. Flowers. Many more flowers than those that normally sell at the market. Looking at the buyers I think the fact is not due to an abnormal number of people in love but it is a habit of home furnishings. I've seen more only flowers at the flower market in Amsterdam.

Pant and disdainful of the funicular up the hill that dominates Ljubljana airport and I head to the Castle.

am undecided between a visit to the National Museum of Ljubljana or a walk nell'arcifamoso Tivoli Park.

Ratings on female beauty in Ljubljana nothing about that. Pisa is much better, and Trieste surpasses the lot. Then this evening around the club and I'll know better.

In Ljubljana the local brew, taken at the supermarket, is seventy-three cents a can. In short selling beer Slovene in Trieste at lower prices than Slovenians. I am thrilled.

and the colors of autumn to the Tivoli Park in Ljubljana. To be honest I think that the trees have been taken by surprise as all winter, as the dominant color and is still by far the green. The sun gilds

Ljubljana, and soon the already low temperature will drop again. Urge the pivo.

Esco for dinner. Burek is the food.

It's amazing how different it seems the face of a city, always the same, always with the same cold, if you got to know the day and then to recognize familiar shapes in the buildings badly lit.

the railway station in Ljubljana is a vending machine with apples. It is a distributor like all distributors, but in overhead swivel apples. Thirty cents, an apple. At first glance seemed to me a bullshit, but after three seconds m'è seemed like a great thing. Now I go and buy one.

are in greatest social center of Ljubljana. It is a huge community center, takes a block with several buildings inside. One of these buildings was converted into a hostel: Hostel Celica. Maybe next time I come here. Ah, beer. Community center prices are popular, but a pint of Union still goes to one and seventy. Nothing to do, Ljubljana is expensive.

Complaints: social centers is always cold. In the centers there are always drunken nuisance. In the centers there is always the reggae. Okay cool, well the van drunk (also because half are women) but the reggae is not good for shit. I drink my beer and I go to a club jocks, to acoustic requirements.

He goes to a club not an alternative pernoigiovanimoglobal, you're stinking cold. Those who attended the centers with certain climates brings in my jersey and pants Superpippo. It remains to explain how they have to face the cold. Shit, I have the nose gombledamende ghiuso.

Ljubljana is one of those cities that if you go around on Thursday evening are a desert desperate, but if you go around on Friday night straboccano of life. It can be a good definition by province. Since

ago bitterly cold outside and I am tired of exploring within the club celebrated Bachus. Since charges are not left it, since it is underground I will not camp. Goodbye. Note

color: Ljubljana public toilets are usually free. Today it happened to me a fee, cost SEVENTEEN cents. Miracles of the recent changeover.

Ljubljana spritz using the Aperol. No, not at this time I ordered a spritz in the morning like an alcoholic, I've only seen in the menu bar where I ordered a pint of Union.

the National Gallery in Ljubljana strabocca Impressionist boring. For once, instead I hit the pre-nineteenth-century Impressionist painters. Write down the names: Matevz Langus, which reminds me in some pictures even Maruo, and Jozef Tomic.
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art gallery dedicated to the medieval part of the Ljubljana is small but very interesting. Many beautiful painted wooden statues, surmounted by a crucifix straziatissimo bare wood, very exciting.

I hope I can find on the Internet, the spectral portrait of a noblewoman Almanach attributed to me is in front straight out of a Tim Burton movie. And eighteenth centuries, and paintings by that artist that I can see around here have nothing to do with it. Maybe it was just an exceptional person. However, extraordinary.

Meditate if you can replace the alcohol, smoking, bulimia with the more socially tolerated dell'igene disorder. Probably yes, the mind simply needs to keep her busy and an obsession that is not too difficult to satisfy. On my return I give it a try.

Which is useless to complain so much about Berlusconi then when the poor organization of hostels Slavic makes you forget to make you pay you go if nothing had happened. There is an Italian miserable hidden in the heart of each one of us, and the death of our dear leader not estirperà.

After trying the three main qualities of Burek you eat in Ljubljana, I recommend the Mesli Burek, it can taste just one.

While waiting for the train to Zagreb talk about cinema. Tests in three lines: Up is a film very fun. In its worst parts. In its best parts and much more.

I am traveling to a country outside the EU and out of Schengen. I do not happened for decades.

The train from Ljubljana to Zagreb through several spectacular mountain scenery, and at one point slips for a long time in a narrow gorge along a river. To avoid a stiff neck that I'm getting sit on the right side of the train, the accident can not see anything.

démodé and excitement of the train station while the guards standing at the customs control documents and stamping passports. The guard observed the gray you see in the bottom of the back cover of the identity card with a special optical reader. Who knows it says.

The monumental, huge square in Zagreb that greets the traveler just got off the train makes quite clear on one thing: we are neither here nor in Ljubljana Bratislava, here we are in a city.

Cost of living in Zagreb. The kebab is still about three euro and fifty. The local beer is one euro eighty, a slight improvement. On the other hand is full of small shops that have the air of being open late at night where there is one and twenty, and that there was in Ljubljana. Hostel: very central, very economical, a little 'sgarruppato. You are sure to get paid.

am facing the imposing Gothic façade of the Cathedral of Zagreb. There are 6 degrees. The bells remember that the city's eight o'clock.

the street food that goes in Zagreb are pizza and kebabs. Great disappointment. In Ljubljana, with burek, they have more character. Not that a burek worth the trip. But I do not find in Pisa, and this makes it "exotic." Pizza and kebab instead ...

If you were to decide which features bestial seems like the national character of the Croats, would be the angry hiss of a snake. So, at first glance. Defame further

Croatia. Feminine beauty: nothing in particular. But you see around, rarely, not like in Slovakia, some very beautiful woman. Too bad that it always has the look of puttanone carnivore.

front of the statue Tesla, I realize that one can not generalize that the Croats can not all be assholes. Or does it? Who knows it was Tesla to meet him in person.

Tomorrow begins the film festival in Zagreb. Do you think we have come on purpose. Er, think that I knew nothing. I have numerous documents, all in Croatian only, to witness the international ambitions of the festival. But tomorrow damage Amenabar's latest film. From orecchiante English we might as well go.

spend the evening with a club and everywhere else and I feel mocked by men (for my decrepitude) and desired by women (for my innate figaggine). Paranoia or reality? The overall effect, however, not pleasant.

sleep cheapest hostel in the city is that you may sometimes sleep with a homeless man who spends eyed nights a burp in the kitchen and Russian very strongly all night. Very picturesque.

Croats are almost all museums closed on Mondays and Saturdays and Sundays practice a comfortable ten thirteen. So here I am trying to run to see the National Museum of Croatian naive art before it closes.

If you can not go through Zagreb to miss the little Croatian Museum of Naive Art, full of spectacular works. A few names from Google: Ivan Lackovic Croata, Ivan Vecenaj, Generalic Ivan, Ivan Rabuzin. I am very reluctant

to leave the Croatian Museum of Naive, despite having shot three times.

Zagreb is a city full of interesting museums. If you are interested, do not arrive on a Saturday night like I did: all the thirteen closed on Sundays and Mondays are all closed.

advantage of the fact that Mestrovic's atelier closed at two instead of one o'clock, I found this great sculptor secession, tinged with the gloom elsewhere mild forms of liberty. I recommend you take a look at the example for his Madonna and Child, with the long face, almost modigliani, the mother and the infant's skull hydrocephalus.

One annoying thing on a serious Catholic country such as Croatia, not like Italy, is that nobody does not work on Sunday. Work six days a week and on Sunday you want to go to the National Gallery? It is closed. It should also be good for a tourist, if museums do not even religiously observe the usual full closure on Monday.

Zagreb newsstands are filled with comic Tex, Zagor, Alan Ford. My God, Alan Ford. In Ljubljana, I have not noticed but I doubt it was like here

Zagreb Street food is eaten at a table, thus missing its fundamental element. But serve it in two minutes, it costs a shit and it's very best in the burek. It's called cevapi (with an acute accent on the c) and from now on I will feed only that. O almost.

For now, the main advantages of having a 12x zoom (or for purists an 36mm 432mm zoom) seem to me the opportunity to take details of the upper floors of the buildings, the convenience of not having to necessarily move to take a picture, and the possibility to do the portraits being far enough away to ensure that the subject does not notice. Is that all?

will be cold shocking, but rarely in my travels I had the clear understanding that living where I live is much better than living here.

Zagreb is not stingy cultural events. Apart from the film festival, which starts today, tonight I could choose from five different plays. Why is Sunday. Yesterday I could choose from twenty.

Pivo pivo pivo! The name of the local brand is Ozujsko. It is absolutely not the level of the Slovenian beer. Not in this case there was in Ljubljana, while here you can easily buy a Lasko. And it costs the same. Why insist on the Ozujsko then? Heck, for the cultural experience!

If the first night to spend the night with a bearded man who spends his evenings at Raskolnikov bubbling in the kitchen with his head on the table and a bottle of beer in hand and spent the night snoring like a train may seem quaint, but not the second. And alas, I fear there will be a third.

If you ask a white coffee in Zagreb will take what I would call a cappuccino. What I'm drinking hours is enough to fill a glass with 0.3 and is equipped with practical straw, now deleted but not before trying it. At the end is not bad, and it is so. What does it take for this bright morning in mid-winter.

Yesterday I went to the opening of the Zagreb Film Festival, which as everyone knows is the main reason for my trip. It was an unlikely film projected co-produced by Italy and Sri Lanka, a film directed by the unlikely name of Uberto Pasolini (without the m), which seems to have been a great success in Sri Lanka. It tells the happy story of illegal immigration in Germany. Not happy because in the end everything is okay and everyone finds happiness in the country of origin, but happy because they do away with it. Unlikely. So it is unlikely that a true story, twenty-three Sri Lankans were able to enter Europe by putting on a handball team is presented as the Sri Lankan national. They also played a few games like losing seventy-three zero. The year was 2004.

recognitions: the bearded Rasputin gladdens my nights snoring like a marble quarry does not come from the depths of Holy Mother Russia as I suspected, but it is American from New Orleans.

A city full of pigeons can not be full of starving people. (Toberro Mapaldi)

Mirogoj The cemetery is significant in two respects. First, is the only cemetery where I have seen Christian and Jewish graves graves next to each other. Second, it is huge, but completely lacking in benches. Or the famous architect Hermann Bolle you have designed all this: where do you expect me to sit down bowing his head to meditate on impermanence of things? On the grave of your grandfather?

the station in Zagreb is not a distributor of apples. Instead, there is a comfortable chapel on the first platform with a statue of the Madonna and Child with whom, if you run away to pray, you can do your stuff free.

Tkalciceva In Utica, in Zagreb, all the rooms are always full. See that the only one who is perpetually desert is a place called "Eating pizza ..." (dots and spaces provided in the original as well) fills me with malicious glee.

And after seeing the Zagreb Film Festival Julia and Julie stopped just minutes before the end of an insurmountable technical problem, I spend the last night zagabrina sipping a beer and watching the world go by. Hostel is waiting for me from a diesel engine tractor in New Orleans that I will cheer all night with his sublime sounds.

The problem tonight is not the tractor since the U.S. that the Russian tenant wants the window open because he thinks the American stinks like shit. It is very cold outside, and I'm near the window. No.

Warning: I survived the but having spent the night wap traffic and having to rely on wifi points these updates will become much more sporadic.

All cities have at least one self-respecting museum monster, giant, engulfing the visitor without leaving hopes of collapse. What is called Mimara Zagreb, I'm going to be swallowed.

Bosch, Raphael, Duccio, Canaletto, and if you do not emotions, which moves soil?

exit from the spectacular muzej Mimara gift you the name of an artist that I can Google with a profit Vojo Stanic. Suspended between Dali, Bosch, De Chirico and an optimist about the world laugh. If you pass

remember that Croatia is Ozujsko much good in a bottle or can.

I realize this late, but the use of public transport within a radius of one mile from the main square in Zagreb is free. Ebbravi. Other

discovered too late: in this den of snakes hissing are all highly susceptible to kindness, unusual and unprecedented. If nobody available to hiss with serene smiles, a few minutes later the Croats melt. Or rather, Croatia.

It seems that the largest city park in Southeast Europe is at Zagreb Maksimir is called. Explore.

Sitting under the gazebo in the Maksimir, a Ožujsko on the table and the sun going down, illuminating the park at my feet (the gazebo is on a small hill), I think all in all you might as well live in Zagreb.

Axiom of passenger: a city with a population of X million has attractions and activities such as to entertain the visitor for at least X weeks.

in Zagreb is used to walk around with an mp3 player and huge headphones that completely occlude the ear. I have seen only do the same in London. I do not know if the causes are the same.

I would also happen to have a drink consisting of 50% to 50% for beer and lemonade. It 's not a long spiritual drink, sell already' bottled '. It's called Radler. The produce in Ljubljana, where I came back. Attention.

misguided by the use of transport within the cemetery Zale from behind. The development of architectural thought to be a sort of entrance to the underworld becomes a sort of entrance to the realm of the living. Please note: the entrance to the realm of the dead are welcomed by Christ, when we go out to return to our small business transient Mary welcomes us.

Zale Cemetery and 'the dream of an architectural genius, Piečnik, also responsible for town planning the city'. Unfortunately, the various chapels are accessible only if you are commemorating a dead person inside, and it takes a long sleeping on the stomach to mix with the relatives of the deceased with intent only tourist.

The Biennial of Graphic Arts in Ljubljana and 'very small. As a young student I saw it with 3 €, but if I had spent 6 as expected I would not be happy. A few interesting bits, including a video that takes people who make their living by repeating the same phrase as "The evening paper!" or "Welcome!" or "Beijing" or "Thank You", or "Round, round."

I go to the station to return to Italy. Trieste. But first 'I'll eat some food Balkans.

in Slovenia but I'm still I can attach to the Italian network. Tip: The most flexible way from Ljubljana to Trieste by train to Sezana, and from there bus to Trieste. It takes a double, but we do not start at six in the morning.

Sezana, far from being a flamboyant border city full of temptations, as I guess it's Nova Gorica is a very sad desolatissimo place populated only by old people. It happens. I care little, I'm leaving in half an hour. Wonder when it has a station, and even trivial, connected with Ljubljana with more than ten trains per day.

I eat a Pleskaricka. And I ask, but a niche mangiari Balkan road would not have happened in Italy? Are we sure? For sure I have not seen anyone try.

I learned many things in Slovenia, but you will bequeath one. The beer is good Laško the Union. Not only is this true, but many Slovenes will make you aware of a whispering something like Carbonaro a secret, "is Better Than Laško Union" and "Laško is first class," will reveal.

I'm still on the road until tomorrow but a couple of minutes I went back under the cleat steel pimp king in Italy.

I do not know a city, much larger in Ljubljana, but the thrill of travel is not the same. Life is life outside the border.

If people are not an asshole at the reception of the hostel before it closes, or soon, tonight I sleep alone in a huge room with bedside drawers and lamps controcazzi, spending twenty euro. This is called a bastard travel as normal.

I do not think they live in Trieste in a city of art. The cleverly deduce from the fact that libraries in the city there are plenty of materials on every corner of the island but not on Trieste is almost nothing. Also I do not see tourist information points.

Trieste and the Balkans. Just look at a map to understand that it is in the Italian peninsula. But Trieste is a city totally Italian. You can see it now, how does the traffic, people on the streets, from the atmosphere. I'm in Italy, no doubt. Alas.

I had a beautiful city between the rocky mountains and the sea bright (Umberto Saba, inscription on his statue placed in the middle of the street walker Alighieri. Trieste). The spritz

White is the coolest way, more minimal, more elegant, more Nihonjin to say NO to life. Say No to life, say YES to spritz white!

seems impossible that only five kilometers from the Slovenian border to me is totally impossible to eat a burek or cevapcici, but if I want to eat a sandwich instead of a typical Istanbul I can choose from dozens of places that I do. It is also good.

The only thing that Slovenia is located in Trieste with great ease and beer Union. I've already said that Lasko is good? Do not turn the voice too.

short a trip like this (Ljubljana, Zagreb, Trieste) Trieste disappointing because it's Italian. I am disappointed because I am Italian. You are disappointed because you're Italian. But in Trieste's waterfront. The sea is beautiful in general. The waterfront of Trieste in particular is beautiful. I am on the waterfront of Trieste.

The wise work done on lighting night unification of Italy in Piazza Trieste produces extraordinary results. The square already wonderfully scenic during the day, the beauty is multiplied when seen at night. There'd photographic documentation were it not that the new car is drunk as if the batteries were Schweppes, and hope he has bequeathed to walk this morning. In Trieste

not know what the accident of history remained completely intact at the center of a square is a monument of Maximilian emperor of Mexico.

Life is neither good nor bad, but it is original! (Italo Svevo, inscription on his statue in Piazza Attilio Hortis Walker, Trieste. But I'll be insatiable Confessions of Zeno could extract better).

Best wish to start a young man, felt something in Trieste: "Enjoy the day!"

Some corners of Trieste, instead of being able to Vienna, seem vaguely Spain. Remove from Piazza, for example.

Nightlife in Trieste in a warm Wednesday in October is not even remotely comparable to that of Pisa. But nothing own. But it is not bad, there's a lot of people around and a good percentage is drunk.

My soul is in Trieste (inscription on the statue of James Joyce Walker on the bridge spanning the Canal Grande, Trieste).

Happiness is sleeping alone in a quiet room, big and clean after six days of shared rooms, not always happily. Good night.

"Rest. A seed does not sprout on the move ever." (Read yesterday on some work at the Biennale of Visual Arts in Ljubljana).

I did not know there was a synagogue in Trieste HUGE. It is perhaps the second biggest I've ever seen. The interior is also spectacularly beautiful, with a structure which stands upright on the Tablets of the Law. The rose window that illuminates the interior will have a minimum radius of two meters, if not three.

mail from a small photographic exhibition in the synagogue of Trieste, I discovered that the buildings "ugly" in the old city are not due to a hasty rebuilding took place after the bombings of World War II, as I assumed, but an accurate systematic destruction of the Jewish ghetto in the aftermath of the issue of racial laws. Who says Fascist accepts this legacy.

and the large Serbian Orthodox church in Trieste. Big church big disappointment, to say the truth.

I relegated to visit the cathedral and castle San Giusto in last place because they are perched on the mountain overlooking Trieste, which is very steep. As a result I find myself with the cathedral closed for lunch. But then the money eight per thousand, where the heck are they going?

are waiting for the bus to Trieste by bus to the airport. Adventure over. Summary

costs. Travel: flight to / r 2 cent Pisa-Trieste, Trieste, Trieste airport bus € 3.25 each way, bus Trieste-Ljubljana € 7, mountain / r Ljubljana-Zagreb € 19.04, € 6:54 Sežana Ljubljana train, bus Sežana Trieste 1 €. Hostels: 17 per night in Ljubljana, Zagreb 12 a night, 21 night in Trieste. Other costs: € 3.5 Zagreb daily transportation, bus to go to the cemetery Zale € 1. Given that the

Trieste Pisa is practically deserted (there will be fifty passengers) we can say with a good chance of hitting the game is in great fanfare on October 1 and suspended with effect from November 4 will never be restored. Too bad.














(the image is temporary, will be changed when I downloaded the photos from the camera. Meanwhile enjoy it)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Birthday Dirt Bike Cakes

Speeches on the unfinished three-dimensional cinema

Yesterday I saw Up in 3D. It 's just the second time I see a movie with the new three-dimensional technology. I would like to speech language, but I do not have the time to develop it or to write decent analysis. I leave the starting point:

in a three-dimensional film, the director is allowed to decide what is in focus and what not, or must leave the depth of field, allowing the viewer the freedom to focus on objects they prefer, as normally happens when you watch a three-dimensional space?

Up I write because you choose the first path, and I found the experience (this, not the great movie) unpleasant. Violence, expropriation of my freedom.

It 'clear that the 2D movie I expropriate, but it is a coded language that I do not live expropriation as violence but as a grammar. The 3D cinema is still codified in the codes of language to define the fire (which is a legacy 2D) will have space?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Huge Facial Compliation

Diary of a trip to Prague / Bratislava / Vienna via Facebook status

(note: I came back yesterday, so we are in real time. Note: the trip was not entirely alone, so some days they generated almost no status. Note: instead of reading here, you can add me on facebook. This is just a copy paste. gokachu@tiscali.it Seek me with your email address and write a message of submission "gokachu).

Two tasks to begin life: restrict your circle more and keep checking yourself if you are not hidden somewhere outside of your circle. ("Aphorisms of Zurau" - Franz Kafka)

goes in Bohemia.

A spring seems to Bratislava.

in the paradise of high fermentation beer. Corgon

Sipping from a 0.5 on the terrace of the station (cost one euro), I inform you that I travel by train from Bratislava to Prague and back costs 33 €. Since there are almost five hundred kilometers can stay, come, we are not stingy.

Not to be disappointed by the courtesy of the counters Slovaks should imagine that "Prosimii" translates "Hello, do you want?"

is very satisfied with the use of its new trolley bag for thirty-five liters Geonaute Ryanair, which enters the cage and is much more capacious of his old trolley. (Status sponsored decathlon)

From Prosimii depth analysis shows that actually means "please", then the translation maccheronica was fallacious and imaginary correct. A beer, please = Pivo, Prosimii.

In Slovakia it is spring, but Bohemia in the sky is gray. Here's what happens protective umbrella to stay out of Euroland.

A girl asked you: What is poetry? / You wanted to say, that already exist, ah yes, that you exist, / and that in fear and awe, / which testifies to the miracle / suffering I jealous of your full beauty, / And I can not kiss you and with you I can not lie, And I have nothing, and he who is devoid of gifts is forced to sing ... (Vladimir Holan, Bohemian poet)

discovers that he left home on his pajamas and despair. What is a man without a slumber? Nothing but white space between the words "I'm cold."

is in visual contact with the largest medieval castle in Europe.

is in sight of Karlovy Lazne MUSIC THE BIGGEST CLUB IN CENTRAL EUROPE (at least for tonight, but there goes).

knew how strange / eat a calzone with spinach / a Malastranaaaa

Prague does not let free. This mother has claws. Lifetime not grabbed me, because I've never managed to break away from Prague (Franz Kafka)

Kafka died in '24, in forty years. Could not even see the first hints of Nazism. However I have always found intolerable and outrageous that all three of Kafka's sisters were killed in concentration camps. It is as if the Nazis had done harm to close relatives of someone I know and I love. It's absurd but I feel hurt personally, I feel myself a victim.

The crows maintain that a single crow could destroy the heavens. This is undoubtedly true, but does not prove anything against the sky as the heavens mean precisely: the impossibility of crows. ("Aphorisms of Zurau" - Franz Kafka)

I wake up, I look around and ask myself, but I, in Prague, what the fuck am I doing?

Tips for young travelers: If you visit the city offers them, take a Free Tour of the premises. Apart from the fact that they are an excellent introduction to the city, are also very funny. And in the end allow you to pay the fine pleasure than you think the tour is worth, sometimes nothing.

Tips for young architects: Cubism had a great development in all forms throughout the world, but only in Prague has created an architecture. Cubist architecture in Prague, 1911-1914.

After being robbed several times by the offices of change for the decision to use from now on only atm. Not so much because Convenga (often not true), how to avoid the unpleasant sensation of being cheat.

Wenceslas Square is so perfect for a long showcase of various symbols of capitalism (casinos, McDonald, H & M, local red-light) which is really hard to imagine how it was when Jan Palach set himself on fire, a little over forty years ago '

Usually the works of contemporary architecture in an entirely new city, or razed by a devastating war. Otherwise, to mingle with the spirit of citizen needs a critical mass of a certain amount of buildings that were supporting each other. The Dancing House in Prague is an exception: despite being the only modern building in a city totally integrated, it works fine.

Happiness is having a very bad pajamas paid 139 crowns, while the day before he slept without.

oversleeping in Bohemia.

fell into a coma alcohol during the performance of Prague DRACULA - THE MUSICAL. He's probably not a good match for your beloved daughter. Submitted to the neglected daughter.

convinces himself and convince you that the recently experienced drowsiness that is not 'WAY due to a greater quantity' of alcohol ingested, but only to the lower amount 'of caffeine. Then why you buy the Nescafe ' and begins to crank it up. You can dust off his favorite daughter.

is in the largest music club in central europe (or So They Say).

Bohemia Bohemia / Bohemian hangover.

and the Virgin by Klimt at the National Gallery in Prague.

Going in Prague 7, north of downtown, where is the National Gallery, you notice some things. 1) things are half price 2) there is no shadow of a tourist 3) the buildings are, again, beautiful.

Czech totally clean environment by tourists in Prague 7 is to say that any comparison between the feminine beauty of Prague and Bratislava those is ridiculous. Bratislava won six zero six zero.

and the melancholy moon Prague park, waiting for the spectacle of Fountain Krizik.

La Fontana Luminosa's Prague to Barcelona to eat breakfast, but is not free and not cheap.

is opposite the home of Faust.

Prague is the city with the largest square footage of buildings, beautiful squares and compact style that I know. Yesterday I was two miles north of downtown, now three miles south, but nothing. The style occasionally cracks but takes it hard, very hard. I wonder with eyes that can look at a Prague the rest of the world.

In Prague there is the entrance to the subway turnstiles. Budapest to Berlin and, above all the controls seem virtually non-existent. But 24 hours of travel on all transport costs 4 €, and if you are a student, the monthly costs a little more than ten. Perhaps it is best not to risk it.

As everyone knows, Prague was settled by two different Slavic tribes, the Czechs to the west of the Vltava and zliciani east. It follows that the city has two castles, the famous Hrad on the left bank and the less known Vysehrad on the right bank. Here I am.

The mixture of Gothic, neo-gothic and secession in the basilica of St. Peter and Paul in Vysehrad is enough to make me have an attack of Stendhal syndrome.

ow but Kulik was about to move. Where? Away from Prague. It did not matter where. Leaving Prague meant neither more nor less than: out of the world (Johannes Urzidil)

in front of pilgrimage to the graves of Dvorak and Smetana in the cemetery of avalanches.
tomb, Smetana - a simple, small obelisk - someone has designed a crucifix with small stones and placed on a site designed with five chestnuts.

ra no longer undecided whether to go to Prague or Brno tomorrow but if you go Wednesday in Vienna as planned, and already paid or indulge in the living room in Prague. How to change the ideas after a walk to Vysehrad.

the Mucha Museum in Prague.

and St. Vitus Cathedral at sunset.

One morning, waking up from anxious dreams, Gregor Samsa found himself transformed into a monstrous Italian.

The Prague metro is literally papered with advertisements of THE GIRL OF SPUTNIK Harumi Murakami - which makes me think that the translation from Japanese to Czech do not make their real-time.

Even in Prague, as in Budapest and Bratislava, it is common practice to charge for the bathroom. Note the mild cost (20 cents against 40) than the other two cities. Right now I feel I can say that I have spent twenty cents in the best way ever.

If you're ever in Prague a Monday 'evening, I suggest a turn to the "Roxy", in Dlouha 33. Unlike the rest of the week, when it costs 150 crowns, and 'free, music, and' more 'beautiful than it is on Saturday, and you so note that the mating rituals of the Czechs resemble more 'to the Italians than to the German. Unfortunately, the German ritual he has not 'released outside of Germany.

and a morning spent playing catch up all the things I wanted to do and I have not done before leaving Bohemia.

take tram 22 directly to the cathedral of S Vito, who does not recall having visited and therefore probably have not visited. He wonders how it could have happened last year, not to visit.

belongs to that race of humans that can live for fifty years in a place without seeing ALL of that place, but that is caught when he travels to need to fill. As if to put a cross on the map geographical and say: Well I did this. Whole. I no longer have a reason to return to the world. With some city works with other failure is guaranteed.

discovered after a headlong rush to the railway station germanocecoslovaccoungheresi give him thirty-five minutes late and time for a couple of "pivo".

station Praha Holesovice station is floundering in the city. This is despite all the trains on the hamburg berlin prague vienna budapest bratislava. What remains to another I do not know Paris?

When traveling in the company from a city is not difficult: you are bringing the people with whom he traveled, real souvenir living. When you start your own, if you loved the city, is always a little pain.

Notwithstanding that, I prefer to travel four hours by train from Prague to Bratislava than from Pisa to Orio al Serio airport, the train is a great, terrible, monstrous pain in the ass. It's amazing to think that was the glory days Interrail transport preferred by young people in Europe that opened to the world. Notes

practices: the return ticket Bratislava Vienna will not cost seven euro as I thought but no less than eleven. If we think that to get to and from Budapest costs only sixteen ...

1) Bratislava Castle is out now and restoration dall'occlusivo beautiful white dress again dominates the city. Not bad. 2) The festival begins tomorrow in Bratislava Slovak gay and lesbian film and closes the International Biennial of Illustration. Sorry, I'll be in Vienna.

had forgotten the third characteristic of the girls in Bratislava after the angelic face and sit Crazy: The Murderess look dangerous.

In Vienna! In Vienna!

are now more familiar with the small railway station in Bratislava, with its banquet of cheap food, with its staff from among the few people unable to speak English, with its panoramic terrace bar, than it is with Pisa.

There's been a long time ago, yet when the Iron Curtain divided Europe, where Vienna was by far the favorite classes in high school trip, even sopravvanzando Paris. Since then the tourist appeal of the city has been tarnished so much. Perhaps the miserable results of guilt Rapid Vienna and Austria? I still remember when teams were considered dangerous.

Vienna is more serious and severe, less light of Budapest and Prague, and this makes it less beautiful in my eyes. But that vast expanse of elegance that pervaded the wonder of the world before World War I, Hitler's, Berlusconi's short of the three great scourges of the twentieth century.

enter into a legendary museum: the Leopold Museum in Vienna.

The live view of the "Nude male sitting (self-portrait)" Egon Schile alone would be worth the trip to Vienna. The artist painted it in twenty years, in 1910.

Vienna, while more sleepy in Prague and Budapest in particular, is not resting on the dream of an architecturally stunning and unique past. For good or bad, beautiful glass and steel structures that are projected in the depths of St. Stephen's Square, and many beautiful buildings scarred by huge neon signs.

and Klimt's Beethoven Frieze in the Secession House.

things done: Leopold Museum, a few architecture of Otto Wagner, the House of the Secession, the cathedral of St. Stephen, Huntereccetera Hause (with too little light, dammit). Things feasible: around the ring with several stops on the tram. Things do not get to see: Vienna.

If I understand something of what the cubist architecture, the Hilton Vienna say that it is a Preclaro exponent. Since you do not give examples of cubist architecture outside of Prague, I guess I did not understand anything about what the cubist architecture.

The Ring in Vienna do not give much satisfaction at night, because of the unusual lighting of the buildings. Instead, the Church of San Felice is well lit and would make a great impression, if only the facade is marred by a manifesto than a hundred square meters, which advertises the Kia. It seems you may have with the € 15,500 with a guarantee for seven years. Hurrah.

Portrait on the above Tracing the night of the Ring. Some buildings are superbly illuminated, such as the Parliament by the spectacular neo-classical design, but above the Town Hall, which saw lit up at night will pale with envy any Austrian Parliament. Neo-Gothic Neo-classical beats all hours of the day.

Vienna is by no means an economic city. Not for the beer. Returning to Bratislava is the relief of being able to eat a sandwich like paying seventy cents and a beer at one euro type. But tomorrow I go back to Italy. Berlusconi has one more year, we have a year less.

Berlusconi: Greetings late. Zero in recent days. The Melancholy of

meet at Bratislava airport with a beautiful day outside the windows of the departure hall.

considering how to react to the foreign press to the fact that Berlusconi when he dies there will be the carousel in the streets. Oh, I'll miss them carousels were Espana '82. Status

sponsored Decathlon: Today I filled my chock Geonaute 35L and then I slipped in under the useless fall jacket I had brought along in case of cold. I was a bit 'resigned to having to wear to go to the controls, and instead, miracle, Ryanair also enters the booth as well. (Oh, ye of the Decathlon, but you could also pay me!)

In Origlio tail gate of the Italians who complain that they do not speak English and Slovak that controls the airport are not tight enough. What a bore. Soon I will be in a country full of people like that.

is curious to know how much weight is put on weight in six days of beer and food at low prices.




This work of Günter Brus is on display at the Leopold Museum in Vienna