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Diary of a trip to Budapest / Bratislava status via Facebook

(note: this is the journey of August, not May, found below)

Advice for young people travelers: "When there is war, two things must think first of all: first the shoes, in the second something to eat, and not vice versa, how it feels the vulgar: he who has the shoes can go around and find food, while the reverse is not true. "Shoes are very important. I use urban walking shoes like these: # http://www.decathlon.it/IT/mucia-29424677/

Tips for young travelers: entering air will often hear the flight attendants ask you to sit over the line four. Ask myths are also closed ranks one and two? There will be, and in a row you will enjoy unlimited space for legs .

the dreaded continental climate Augsburg for now does not show his teeth in Bratislava there are 27 degrees and it stands up well. The Slovak girls, beautiful back in May, with the heat gun unsheathe sexual end of the world: the incredible asses. said as Celine, but these are things to be discovered in person.

I'm young and naive, but every time I am in a country where drinking a cold beer in the elegant central streets of the city center of the capital costs one euro and thirty, I am always very amazed.

Shit, my hostel is full of Italian males in heat that casino fans to get noticed by foreign visitors. With success, it seems, however, that sucks.

is cooked the pasta? " "Tasting". The Italian foreign shows his true colors: it is identical to the stereotype.

Palinka a drink on the roof terrace of a building in Blaha Lujza Ter while downstairs the breakbeat and goes crazy with all the good he wants to Berlin, think that between the two cities, from the perspective of a visitor, there is no comparison.

Both in Slovakia and Hungary to drink beer at one euro and a broken mug, but public toilets cost the impressive (for the local standard) amount of forty cents. The desire to drink beer you can hold, not to deport her.

Tips for young travelers: Budapest is a city very cheap but very efficient national transport system is very expensive. One euro and ten each way, then the daily costs six Euros. You (s) fortune to be students show your ISIC card and get the monthly students costs about fourteen euro and lasts a month. It is worthwhile even if you stay for a few days.

line a Budapest subway was built in 1896 and is the second oldest in Europe. Unlike the London stations are been preserved in their original form, are very beautiful and UNESCO.

goes with the urban railway to Szentendre, a town of ethnic Serbs, 20 km from Budapest, and a center of artistic production at international level.

is in Szentendre. Finally, after years of longing, sets foot on land (linguistically) Serbian.

Szentendre is a very small tourist town, full of souvenir shops. Type Erice, to understand each other. I do not think that is especially the 45-minute train ride from Budapest, if not for the visit (for a fee, about a one euro and ten, the other two and twenty euro) of the Serbian Orthodox Church.

begins to suffer the continental climate. But by tomorrow afternoon will be dedicated to Spa budapestine. For today I'm pleased with the opening night of the Palatinus baths in the middle of Margitsziget. If you go to Budapest, I was there from 22 to 3.

teaches you an artist you never knew: Margit Kovacs.

The small town of Szentendre is visited in two hours but it contains a dozen museums artists who live or have lived there. I've seen one, you see the others.

View our showcase of an estate agent and finds that around here at a cost of 30 million guilders you buy the house. Not an apartment, a house, the whole building.

Magic moments: get off the train Obuda, one of three cities (and oldest) that make up Budapest and a biplane ORANGE me flying at low altitude.

After a long immersion in the large pool of water at 38 degrees of spas Palatinus, are too relaxed to take part in the dances gremitissima Silent Disco, always on Margitsziget, and I just watch. So many nice people and a lot of bad music.

is impressive in front of the Veil of Veronica by Oskar Kokoschka.

The Museum of Fine Arts in Budapest is striking not only works but also for the beauty of the building and the sheer elegance of the design. A museum for the Gods. It costs a blunder by local standards: 5 € for the permanent, 10 to see one of two temporary, 13 for everything.

In a section of Italian art at the highest level (among others there are works by Raphael and Leonardo), I begin to feel the first symptoms of Stendhal's syndrome in the face of an extraordinary lady of Crivelli. Things get worse when it happens before the eyes of a portrait by Bronzino.

In this room there are paintings by El Greek than I have seen in my life. The mystery of why an author of the sixteenth century there appears to me so perfectly contemporary easy solution has historically prevailed Caravaggio and the lightness and the abstraction of El Greek had to wait many centuries to become pop.

What do you do when you are in a museum so that it is simply too rich for your forces? I remember my finitude and cry.

One of the favorite subjects of Dutch painting was a representation of an ox, gutted, left to drip blood in a butcher shop. It is a subject of extreme power. An ox pulled apart can be queried thousands of times, and always has a response from us. An ox gutted a culture does not need to be understood. God is not accurately represented, an ox so gutted.

committed the lightness of the work to get a ticket for the same day when there is a zero-day Sziget. € You are thrown away (but there were three tickets €).

In Budapest there is always too much to do and too little time.

program to dine in a Persian restaurant and then to go at night in a turkish bath. In Budapest, of course.

is eating persian food. (Iranian sounds SO politically correct / incorrect / Engaged).

So much of continental climate in the evening in Budapest is a beautiful coolness in Pisa there is the dreams (sweaty).

If you change from Budapest, you can not miss the opening night of the Rudas thermal baths. If it comes out at four morning, cleansed, reborn, reborn. If I went back to Budapest after less than two months is basically why.

The day's program: a brief visit to the breakaway Museum of Applied Arts and then other Turkish baths, the Kiraly, I feel for the first time. Packed lunch, evening free.

The Museum of Applied Arts in Budapest is one of those places where one willingly pays the price of admission just to see the building from the inside.

is impressive to see with their own eyes what was elegant and refined bourgeois the universe only a few moments before the apocalyptic destruction of the First World War. But who made him do?

The Italians on holiday in Budapest they all show very strong regional cadences, much more than it receives in Italy. There are only two: either it is all a big conspiracy to make people believe that the Hungarians the same as our stereotype, or tour operators consider a Budapest destination for deep only to Italy and send others to New York.

If I were asked to list the things that are worth living do not include the fourth movement of Mozart's Jupiter but include spa budapestine. With their unexpected nemesis: the Piccola French tourists.

sbufalato has a rich menu Raday Ut, he drank a pint of beer and left a generous tip of 15%. Total cost of seven euro and forty.

desperately looking for some nightlife Sunday on the last tram.

Although it is nice to mythologizing the countries they visit, I can testify that in Hungary you pull any of coca as a Villa Certosa in the third world.

The signs of crisis in Hungary, apart from the fact that the forint is worth nothing, and those coming from the euro zone dominates at will: at midnight the lights on the various monuments that makes a spectacular walk along the Danube is turned off.

forecast rain damage on day zero of the Sziget Festival. Fuck No!

has breakfast with a Fokhagymàs Langos the Market Hall in Budapest. The breath thanks.

The difference between tourist and traveler does not exist. There is only the tourist isolated in a massively composed of locals and tourists surrounded by crowds of other tourists. So it's not the mood that is different, but they are mainly the boundary conditions. I defy anyone to be a "traveler" in Florence in August. O "tourist" in a desolate village in the Pannonian plain.

A day is never long enough for a body immersed in thermal water at 36 degrees.

EGO SUM VIA VERITAS ET VITA. But I do not I weigh.

Nightlife budapestina Charon has a good, the bus 906 which takes you back home when the situation seems hopeless. You could write a novel on the bus 906. `Probably have already done so much is going to bed.

Customer care is an art almost unknown in Budapest. The welcome and the farewell, in the most authentic and busy, is a moving "Proxima", said a rather loud. In short, much like the bars of Turin.

A stay abroad is never complete without a visit to the local Holocaust Museum. To Budapest was built by famous architects, consists mainly of photographs and texts in a cold, geometric, dotted lines of light and sound buttons to build more structured sounds. The effect is very strong.

"Everything that has happened here is a scandal that could have happened, and without exception sacred to the fact that it happened. "- Janos Pilinszky

Challenge the bad weather and headed fearlessly into the Sziget festival.

Advice for young travelers: in Budapest get the best exchange rate that does not stop withdrawing from ATMs. The best possible conditions can be found in the offices of Western Union Blaha Lujza Ter: to buy a € 269 and selling it for 275 florins. How do I pay us' s officer is a mystery. The bank next practice 264/281.

is morally out of Budapest and is now in a train full of HEV sciamanna post hippie typical of a cross International Music Festival with Camping. Luckily the Spring camp did not have it.

And the romantic myth that says "ok sziget it is expensive, ok the seven-day program does not apply to only one other festival, everything ok, but I controobiezione the end of the world: the beer costs a euro" shattered by the harsh reality: controlled prices at 450 guilders.

Instead, what really makes impression is the huge area dedicated to the stands, where you can find everything from gas mask with the flag of Jamaica to the guy who does the piercing to the dish. A huge flea market / hippies / Intercultural. There are literally hundreds, if not a thousand, to stand. Get Arezzo (not ItaliaWave), multiply by thirty, yet we have not.

not know about you, but I see hundreds of people from all over Europe continue sincerely and naively that "Peace and Love" is a current slogan, viable and credible, a little 'I touched. Certainly more than when I see hundreds of people with the cult of the Duce. And here, now, there is a stage that will jazz up the night with controcazzi, then happiness is a duty.

1:00 to 2:00 with the poignant visit to the Holocaust Museum and the WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WONDERFUL concert tribute to Miles Davis at the Sziget Festival, you realize you have lived one of the most emotional days' intense of his life. OF ALL HIS LIFE. One certainly among the top five. Now it will be 'emotionally at least one KO settinama.

or Sziget festival presents a program is not too exciting, too expensive and dilutes all too many days. I thought this until yesterday. But as it turns out live the main attraction: the giant rave music with lots of points and an inexhaustible supply of food and beer, which goes on all night. For seven nights. Next year we could make even a little thought.

crossed the Apennines and the Alps to come to the Ludwig Museum in Budapest and be able to report an exceptional body Hungarian artist, who died thirty years ago to 34 years: Tibor Hajas. Who can google Google!

and the big show Robert Capa at the Ludwig Museum in Budapest. Things you did not know: Robert Capa is a pseudonym, and it was Hungarian, Budapest. In the faces of the Capa photo of German soldiers taken prisoner during the Second World War are beautiful.

had to go to Bratislava for three and a half but as it is not the end rincanebre preferred departure. Bratislava can be expected. And so now is the Tree of Life in front of Imre Varga, on the back of the largest synagogue in Europe (and the second largest in the world).

Zlaty a drink on a terrace of Margitsziget, sipping the last hours budapestine.

thanked the French tourists, near major population in Budapest in August, for giving him a way to exercise the most difficult of virtues: patience.

fter long meditations was reached the conclusion that, even after costs of exchange, Bratislava is a city for at least 30% cheaper than Budapest.

... and eventually the star as there is always found in Bratislava with a little 'Magon to wait for the plane that will take us back to the place where the people are sovereign and dick at the same time. We are looking at the consoles strophic that stuff here are as common as rain in March. Last

pale moments of life behind the Iron Curtain, with doubt: we will be able to pass the case in the booth Ryanair? The suitcase

enters the booth. I'll be back in the land of sky, sun, sea. A magical country, able to not only win the hearts of those who live, but also those who visit and so on.

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diary of a trip to the Venice Biennale via Facebook status

(note: yes, missing second trip to Budapest, but because he always late? Postpone that and go to the quasi-real-time with this)

Travel by train. How exciting. Hopefully that will not fall.

differences between air and train: By train you can use the phone. On the positive side: I surf the internet. Downside: they are subject to the ringing tones of the Italians much prefer to vibration.

is studied on the guide's red Touring all the wonderful Venetian will have no time to see.

hates the red guides Touring. Overly detailed, written in stilted language, without a hierarchical system of things to see, difficult to transport. I have a fortnight, most of them untouched. I sell ten euro per volume.

exhibitions of contemporary art are amusement park for adults. Basically we do not seek anything but the dramatic discovery of a radical view of reality. Which is exactly what you feel heading into the soil to three hundred per hour on a roller coaster.

Marghera Seeing the windows of the train: the idea to build a huge petrochemical complex directly on Venice lagoon must be coming to someone who had read a lot Marinetti.

Right now begin my Venetian seventy-three hours.

you give food to the typical Venetian onighiri tuna and spritz.

is lost in the streets of Venice as scheduled on the first night. He is currently in S. Margaret, a popular square and dilapidated, dirty, I would say, but not not full of tourists and stalls. Children shouting chasing a ball, and I seem to be in Porto. Another similarity with

Port: Vecchini as rain. Venice is the Eastern Harbour, but it costs four times.

missing from Venice for twenty-three years and I must say that the lagoon is very less smelly than I remembered. But, you know, the memory softens the reality.

Venice sells to tourists. (F. Guccini)

In Venice there are bridges that are been built with the sole purpose of providing access to a couple of houses. Here, with all city water and "Venice of the North" that I saw, I think that any of these characteristics.

it in Piazza San Marco in Venice. Damn. I remembered that she was beautiful, but I do not remember so spectacularly scenic. Constructive criticism: tear down the tower and replace it with a less brown and less stocky.

course to Venice to walk alone at night one feels a little 'Corto Maltese.

viewed from outside the Venetian restaurants do not have the high prices that characterize the beds. Menus tourist travel between ten and twenty Euros, and are typically composed of three courses. Just below the bridge of the Rialto we can get away with fifteen.

Tips for young travelers: you are in a place where so many things to see is that the time available to you will not be enough even for the largest. To avoid being distracted by what you're looking at the thought of what you have yet to see, you assume that you will return with more time, that there will be another opportunity. Otherwise, the desire of all, you will lose the pleasure of the party. Advice for young

travelers: Do not let the purpose of your visit you subtract the random encounters with people or with places. At the same time not forget that your visit has a purpose, and pursue it. Having a direction is useful, have no blinkers.

Of Venice surprising for a city as expensive, the high incidence of small food shops in the historic center. In the central streets of the city where I live all the small shops were replaced by jewelry shops and clothing shops, and the business model is via Montenapoleone. In Venice, the artisans are not, but the shops are almost everywhere.

If you spend a few days in Venice, the temptation to give up trust and sandals Quechua confident at walking shoes urban Kalenji.

The beauty of visiting Venice during the Biennale is that many events and some halls are situated in historic buildings to which the Venetians would not normally have access. From the balconies of some of them have incredible views of the city. Note

of costume: the Doge's Palace is partly being restored. Within this work, the famous Bridge of Sighs was inserted into an enormous and ugly advertising installation of Chopard, entitled THE SKY sighs. Will be followed by photographic documentation.

Finally after I lost and found before and after various outdoor pavilions in the Biennale Gardens. Note economic with the ISIC card entry to the two venues cumulative costs € OTTO.

Top reviews: The Russian pavilion is very cool and funny. The Swiss pavilion is so minimal as not to exist. The Belgian pavilion is boring. The Singapore Pavilion has a very good idea but the execution disappoints me. The English Pavilion is dedicated entirely to Barcelo, who likes to follow him.

The Pavilion of the Nordic countries is very entertaining and living space. It would delight a young architect. In the U.S. Pavilion is forbidden to take pictures but I have broken the rules. The Israeli pavilion is negligible.

Too many things to be seen to have the time to report them. A name But I would say aloud, Nathalie Djurberg. I am almost tempted to buy back the ticket to the Gardens to see me for his entire work.

totally unreal size of Venice has one main cause: the triumph of architectural barrier. I imagine that the city is already very unusual visitor to the sixteenth century, but for a contemporary not only the absence of motor vehicles, but even the bicycle has a very alienating. The concept of architectural barriers and so pervasive that even the new Calatrava bridge has its good and does not have stairs with ramps.

the triumph of Architectural Barrier effects that help make Venice unreal: the absence of machines produce the phenomenon of Wild Child, which roams free around the streets screaming, fear that both the mother did not end up under a car, and the phenomenon of clothes hanging, where cloth is also impossible to meet with the unloading of cars.

Venice dying. (F. Guccini)

Venice almost all the waiters and counters are foreigners. In Venice, most clients are foreigners. So we have a magic system where foreign exploitation for foreign exploitation. The money then goes to some Italian living in Milan and spend it on whores. Probably foreign.

second night in Piazza S. Marco, the second proposal planning: tear down the tower, which has nothing to do with the square and is obviously fake, and replace it with a replica of the TV tower in Berlin. But dark blue with three balls instead of one. It's not about anything anyway, but I'd like more.

will also get lost in the romantic streets of Venice, will also be the best way to discover the hidden heart of the city, but my advice is: if you want to be two in the morning to yet another dead end in the face do not just small map Free hostel or hotel that will give you five euro and invested in a map should be made as fuck.

Heard in English in front of the Pala d'Oro of the Church of San Marco: When they pull it out and here Berlusconi carry it in procession through the city.

Tips for young travelers: the Basilica of San Marco will be tempted to see the Pala d'Oro, because of its low price. Do it, it's worth it. But if your budget is limited and you always have to choose, choose the Museum and the Loggia dei Cavalli: I am the kind of view you'll remember for a lifetime, and those four would have surely spent € them worse.

The banqueting hall of the Basilica of San Marco is painted by a student of Tiepolo. Here, in a direct comparison between the beautiful and symbolic of medieval art in San Marco is full of research and blunt realism and beauty that characterizes the Renaissance and postRinascimento is why the bell St. Mark's goes down.

The spread of high definition cameras has a pernicious effect on contemporary art: some time the shows were infested with video art, but it was easy to avoid it. Now that the images are beautiful and much more difficult, and I find myself watching a chick for five minutes tempering a pencil first to arrive at the conclusion that is crap.

Hong Kong Pavilion: the typical nerdy artist who makes me smile thoughtfully. Example: without an appointment, the artist chose a place to wait for a friend. After three hours it became Jackie, who had not seen for two years. He asked: how did you know that I would be here? He answered: I did not know really ... but I waited for a long time!

violence in video art is for people wishing to develop art as a form in space, not in time. But you can not refuse, because great artists express themselves through this form (one for all, Bill Viola). Treat every piece of video art thirty seconds. If there is no reason to continue the vision, abandoned. Great artists in thirty seconds you have caught three times.

If you are planning a visit to the Biennale, keep in mind that the two exhibition areas are not symmetrical. The Arsenal is a space that can reasonably address within three to four hours, the Gardens instead require all eight hours of opening but a second visit.

dazzling hall of mirrors games of Chile.

Despite the irreversible contempt of identity, it must be said that the Italian pavilion is really beautiful.

Like all amusement parks, including art exhibitions, when it comes to closing time, you hear the crying heart "again! Again!"

The Venetian churches are not remarkable except for rare exceptions, at the height of street furniture.

Do not react, re-act (I know, is very beautiful and very wise, but despite appearances I made it the same).

differences between train and plane: the concern with the train to stay the whole pack is much milder: just add another suitcase to the limit.

course up in the morning, rub your eyes, get out the door and BAM found on the Grand Canal in Venice is not something you get used quickly.

that Venice is in place and can be visited is absurd. Would live much better in the stories and legends. Like the Colossus of Rhodes, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Library of Alexandria. It's too unreal to be there. In the heart of nordestproduttivo, above.

Come to think of the idea that there is no one who has the memory of having known someone who had no memory of when the gondolas were a carousel for tourists but a means of locomotion, gives vertigo. Subject tourism since man Remember that human memories.

has the luxury of an exaggeration to buy them new ticket and go to the Biennale for the third day in a row.

many things we do just to take a picture then not see?

Defeated excessive dispersion while large halls and outdoor events, however victorious return to the Garden. Those who enter the Gardens of the Biennale have won regardless.

After seeing his work in whole Nathalie Djurberg crowned queen of the 2009 Biennial. Hope has also won some awards officer, who in my estimation is not bell. SPOT THE CITY

Find a spot in the city That is comfortable for you. Keep the spot clean. Think about the spot When you are away. (Yoko Ono)

Russian pavilion in the back I can say, quite rightly, that is a crazy amended. It is surprising that nell'anacronistico scope of national pavilions there is a plurality in our nation actually a common feature. Well done everyone.

swear I just saw you have Julianne Moore in front of the Japanese pavilion. A bit 'of high society even to the gardens.

runs Arsenal trying to assault Jan Fabre but knows that it is too late. The

the Biennale: a type that reduces the mystery to know, this history, the gesture language - and they pay him to do so.

managed to take the last race to Jan Fabre.

pavilions Jan Fabre: titanic, amazing, missed, unbelievable. I say this primarily for the benefit of those who if they are lost. But now let's see if I can not miss the last train.

I climbed on the train two seconds before he left. Lived life. The dish came to me obliteration. The controller has been lenient.

is true that the Red Arrow is a train that forces you to excessive proximity to other passengers and an additional eight euro per kilometer, but look on the bright side: it has the power outlets and I'm reloading the phone. With the extra money just to be here in Florence I bought a spare battery, but think positive.

Ahhhh, a keyboard.

goes to sleep in his bed, and in the morning outside the door there will be the Grand Canal. Toto, I've a feeling we're in Kansas once again.

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Some 'healthy competitive spirit


Friday evening in Turin urban best cyclists will battle to decree who is the coolest ride in the streets in our beautiful city.
Missing it would be unforgivable!

Ok, here is the long awaited info ...
- zero entry costs
- zero and zero premiums
sponsors - more than a race is an excuse for an evening to do some 'casino all together, but trust me you need to run his legs and head
- as specified in the flyer are allowed all types of bikes: the brakeless track to the big gate at DH with all that is in
half - needed something to tie the bike (nothing corazzatissimo, at least with regard to the race), something to write with (pencil, pen, ink, paint + tin bucket, blood, etc ...) and the map of turin to find the names of streets in which we must bear
- there will be to carry large loads so you can do without the backpack, but the Board to have the same beautiful capacious pockets not to lose the paperwork that will be delivered at checkpoints
- Highly recommended helmet and lights as you turn the dark

The point of this meeting is: link to google maps
these are the gardens of Via Isonzo Corso Trapani, in the area next to the basketball playgrounds, where there is a kind of area shaped like a theater with a small wooden bridge. Exactly who is behind the building in Corso Trapani 211, in short, from the Via Isonzo.

- it gets stuck at 21:00 and try to arrive on time or else you end up starting that day is already
- if there are any questions just ask

you tomorrow!